A hot new item in the MMOC Store this summer will certainly be our Anatomically Correct Marty and Martha Inflatable Blow-Up Dolls. Being the next best thing to our giant cardboard Marty cut-out, inflatable Marty and his mistress will make a great addition to any home or office. You can do anything you please with the dolls for only $39.99 (plus shipping and handling).
Marty and Martha are included in each package - No questions asked.
Order online at marshmellowovercoat.com/store. Limit 2 pairs of dolls per customer. Available while supplies last. Ages 12 and up.
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